Q: What do you get when you combine a turtle and a hamburger? A: One of the funniest news stories of the year! (Don’t worry, the turtle survives.) Even though 2013 had its share of dark and disturbing developments, the past twelve months were also filled with quirky, off-the-wall, and downright hilarious stories that had us chuckling. From the world’s first pair of flatulence-mitigating underwear to a futuristic headset that translates your dog’s thoughts into speech (squirrel!), read on for 6 of the funniest stories of 2013 – and vote for the most hilarious!