Google Signs Agreement with NYC Mayor to Replace NYC Taxis With Driverless Google Cabs

by , 04/01/15

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If you’re sick of dealing with rude New York City cab drivers, we’ve got some welcome news for you. Yesterday Mayor de Blasio signed a contract with Google to start bringing Google’s patented driverless cars into the New York Taxi fleet. The mayor’s office said that there would be 5,000 driverless cabs on New York City streets by 2016. The driverless vehicle, which first came onto our radar in 2010, has already been legalized for street-use in the state of Nevada and was recently “driven” by a blind man through a Taco bell drive-thru. The driverless taxi cabs will be customized to meet the needs of busy New Yorkers, and each vehicle will come equipped with ATMs, food vending machines, and “better entertainment options” according to the NYC Taxi and Limousine Commission.

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NYC’s new fleet of 9,000 taxis will be dubbed the “Zipper” and each car in the Google squadron will be called a “Zippie”. The Zipper will actually need significantly fewer vehicles on the street than the nearly 13,000 yellow cabs currently prowling New York City streets city, because it is anticipated that the driverless cars will prove to be more efficient than vehicles with drivers, servicing clients an estimated 50% faster.

So how does it work? The Zipper model is similar to that of the yellow cab, and you can either hail a Zippie — which will be recognized by Google’s above-head-mounted super sensors as a signal to stop — use the Zippie Android app on your smartphone, or hit one of the over 50,000 giant red “+1” buttons that will be placed around the city. Once you are in the vehicle you can either speak your destination into the Zippie’s “G-phone”, or G-chat your destination to the Zippie via your smart phone, from there the car will take you where you need to go. Foreign tourists don’t need to worry about mastering English; the G-phone currently recognizes over 80 different languages.

At the start of the program, only a limited number of Zippies will go to Brooklyn and Queens. Meaning, if you need to get to the other side of the river, don’t expect the royal treatment; it’s anticipated the ratio of Zippies willing to take passengers to the other boroughs will be about the same as today’s who just drive off when you ask for a ride to Bed-Stuy.

The good news? All Zippies will be electric-bio-fuel hybrids filled with sweet amenities that leave regular NYC Taxi cabs in the dust. Google will not only equip each Zippie with an ATM machine, but vending machines built into the front-seat-back-seat divider will dispense everything from mouthwash to mascara to condoms and even hot food like a NY slice. According to Google, the vending machine offers will change from day to night and season to season to accommodate different needs and tastes. And if you’ve ever been one to step into a regular NYC taxi cab only to be met with a funky smell, or disturbing unmentionables left on the seat, you’ll finally be able to sit in hygienic peace. The new Zippies will be self-sanitizing, turning up a 12 horsepower vacuum to suck up all that unsightliness as soon as passengers exits the car.

Speaking about the new project Mayor de Blasio said, “New York City is the greatest city on earth and our transportation system needs to reflect that. If the ride is more fly, then more will buy!”

The new driverless taxi system is expected to save New York City money in the long term — as the vehicles will only be leased and not owned in a program similar to Google’s solar power system for homes. However, New Yorkers should expect to pay up to 20% more for a ride. But hey, at least you won’t have to tip your driver…

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  1. Yoel Arnon September 5, 2015 at 5:10 am
    This was a funny April fools joke in 2012, a very convincing piece in 2015, and going to be reality in 2020.
  2. Paul Wid August 27, 2015 at 10:27 am
    Self driving ATMs, what could possibly go wrong?
  3. Craig Schaffer May 18, 2015 at 2:51 pm
    So if there is no driver, why would the fare be 20% more? It should be less because there is not a human driver plus the additional weight of the driver.
  4. robinrahman May 9, 2015 at 10:17 pm
    yes its a very interesting,lets see how it works. specialy there is thousands of cab driver out of job forever.I thing its a good idea. very soon we will see ROBOT police officer walking in the street & no more human need to work in the city even Mayor, Governor,TLC commissioner all job doing by the ROBOT. Even one day US president will be new google machine will perform every thing. what a nice idea.......
  5. emdeegee57 April 11, 2015 at 8:58 am
    April fool it may well be, however Google are not the first with \"driverless\" transport. This link is just one of a growing number of tests in this field. Volvo Car Group’s first self-driving Autopilot cars test on public roads around Gothenburg - Volvo Car Group Global Media Newsroom More and more jobs, in all fields, are disappearing due to technological unemployment,, which is why many are advocating a Resource Based Economy.
  6. Brad Arnold April 2, 2015 at 2:20 am
    This is fantastic news for multiple reasons. First, I have done some informal surveying of people concerning self-driving cars, and to a person they think they are more dangerous than human-driven vehicles. Such a high profile self-driving project like replacing NY City cabs with self-driving vehicles is a paradigm changer due to the visibility, and the fact that NY is the media capital of the world. Second, if a person has a grasp of the tremendous amount of money and misery human driving leads to, the paradigm shift of self-driving vehicles will be the equivalent (unintuitively) of ending a war. Such massive inefficiency and danger has become just a normal part of modern life, so it is greatly underestimated by the average person. Thank you Google. This is the best news I've had in terms of practical improvement. Our political system is in gridlock, so we'll have to depend upon such technology-driven paradigm changes to make a brighter future fast.
  7. Samir Soliman August 15, 2014 at 6:10 am
    Where all those drivers will go after that driver less cabs arrive
  8. calciphus April 1, 2014 at 12:38 pm
    Not only is this an april fools prank, its a two year old one. Bloomberg isn't even the mayor anymore.
  9. Garg Sk September 28, 2013 at 2:11 am
    The article is dated 1st April, 2012 and is apparently just a hoax.
  10. beebop September 26, 2013 at 5:46 pm
    It's April Fooools, fooools!!!
  11. September 26, 2013 at 8:03 am
    Artificial intelligence at its beginning. Much more to come.
  12. SeattleAnne September 25, 2013 at 8:24 am
    It's hard to imagine Mayor Bloomberg quoting SnoopDog ("If the ride is more fly, then more will buy!” )-- but these Google driverless cars are a real thing. They're in testing right now.
  13. SeattleAnne September 25, 2013 at 8:05 am
    Weird. Even the Jetson's flying car needed a driver.
  14. n88819 April 1, 2012 at 2:25 pm
    April fools...