Gallery: Visitors Warned Against Skinny Dipping as Testicle-Munching Fi...


Ever been skinny dipping? There’s something exhilarating about gliding through the water in nothing but your birthday suit. But if you’re in Sweden or Denmark, now’s not the time to try it. A frightening invasive species related to the piranha has suddenly been spotted in the Danish/Swedish strait of Øresund. At just about 7 inches long, the pacu has a mouth full of powerful, crushing teeth, and it loves to nibble on stuff that happens to be, uh, floating through the water. Animal experts in the region are warning the boldest of male swimmers to keep their delicate parts under wraps to avoid a nasty accident.

Editor’s Note: CNN reports that the story was a joke that got out of hand. Full details here

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  1. geewhiz August 29, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    Get Cargo ships and put heavy duty suction equiptment on them, about 6 per ship, but make sure inside the cargo hold a separate open top container with hook ups for a crane to pick it up and off of ship. Also put holes in each container so that when you use the suction equiptment with a deep sea diver below or small sub to control the scution hoses to suck the testicle fish and water into the cargo containers so the water must be extracted out of the containers so only the fish is in the containers. Use as many ships as you need to clear the ocean. Then put a steel net outside your swimming area to keep out this type of fish. (Fish could be Alien), since no one has ever seen these fish ever. MIKE

  2. tom fagan August 29, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    It obviously does not have any allergies to nuts

  3. EcoHustler August 23, 2013 at 8:40 am

    Is this linked to climate change?

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