It may not grant you superpowers, but Bonobos’ Captain Plant-It men’s short is plenty heroic on its own. Made in New York City from 100 percent organic cotton canvas, the medium-rise Bermuda features a curved waistband for a better, bunch-free fit and carved coconut buttons to keep wardrobe malfunctions in check. Also, for each pant purchased, Bonobos will plant a tree through Trees for the Future. It’s almost enough to make evil drop trou and bolt.

+ Captain Plant-It Short $88

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