Kate Middleton may be “Waity Katie” no longer, but that hasn’t stopped Butter London from taking the mickey out of her old tabloid nickname, nor from cashing in on the royal weddingpalooza. While we can’t imagine the future Mrs. Windsor sporting spangly violet nails, the British beauty purveyor got one detail right: Its nail lacquers are nontoxic to a fault, which means no hinky carcinogens like formaldehyde, toluene, or dibutyl phthalate. “No More Waity, Katie” ($22) will be available in March, just before the most anticipated nuptials of the decade.

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[Via Refinery29]