Are you as tired as we are of unruly kids who won't listen or give you any respect? Has the threat of a timeout grown stale and you're running out of ways to reign in your tykes? At the end of a long day, has dinnertime become a disaster with your kids throwing food, getting out of their chair or refusing to sit still to eat? And how many times do you have to yell, "stop running in the house!" before your kids actually obey? Well, you can stop pulling your hair out and take back control because Control Toys has come to the rescue with a collection of child restraint products that will force your little ones into submission. Their Lovely Strait Jacket is brilliantly designed to 'keep your children's hands away from your home's beautiful and expensive decoration.' The Baby Trap chair comes complete with wrist and ankle manacles and promises the "end of suffering at mealtime" while getting those picky eaters to gobble up their veggies. The Happy Heavy Ball, which you shackle to your child's ankle, makes it physically impossible for him/her to run in the house! Rounding out the collection is The Funny Cage, which helps you contain your child in something more secure than a playpen, and limit his space so his toys don't take over your household.
We think you’ll agree that this gear will really help take the frustration out of parenting. Who has the time or energy to discipline their children anymore anyway? The only thing that’s missing? An app you can download to your smart phone or tablet that signals you if your child has somehow freed himself from any of these restraints in your absence.