Few things signal the end of summer and the beginning of the slow plod back to the classroom more than the sight and smell of freshly sharpened pencils. Slip your tyke a gentle reminder to start gearing up for school with Suck UK’s Giant Sharpener Desk Tidy, which keeps pencils, pens, and assorted academic paraphernalia in one place. With curved, serrated sides, a metal “sharpener” middle, and a cone-shaped hollow, this sustainably produced desk organizer looks just like the real deal, except it sharpens your desk’s appearance, not your pencils.

+ Giant Sharpener Desk Tidy $28 at Urban Outfitters

+ Suck UK