What’s scarier than ghosts, goblins and black cats? How about BPA, arsenic, artificial colors, partially hydrogentated oil and lead? These scary toxins are plastered across the front of One Part Sunshine’s Scariest Halloween T-Shirt Ever. The “Certified Toxic” tee also includes “Parts MADE IN CHINA with Child Labor.” Sure, your kid may not get the irony behind this clever orange tee, but other parents will understand why this t-shirt is frightfully appropriate for Halloween. PS – It’s really safe, printed on an organic cotton t-shirt.

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