There’s nothing grannyish or prissy about Monte’s rocking chair, which was formally unveiled at the ABC Kids Expo in Las Vegas this week. One cool, collected customer—everything you want to be when you’re soothing a recalcitrant newborn for the umpteenth time—the fully upholstered Joya Rocker sits on a solid base crafted from Forest Stewardship Council-certified hardwood. For padding, Monte opted for CFC- and PBDE-free soybean-based foam. And like all of the company’s furniture, the rocking chair is handmade in Canada. Pricing will start at $895 and go up to $1,295 for the bonded leather, solid walnut option.