{"id":813,"date":"2013-11-02T17:30:40","date_gmt":"2013-11-02T17:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/?p=813"},"modified":"2013-11-27T03:37:33","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T03:37:33","slug":"what-the-yuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/what-the-yuck\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Yuck?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-large\" src=\"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/18\/files\/2013\/11\/IMGP2603_2.jpg\" alt=\"IMGP2603_2.jpg\" width=\"537\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-large\" src=\"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/18\/files\/2013\/11\/IMGP2605.jpg\" alt=\"IMGP2605.jpg\" width=\"537\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-large\" src=\"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/18\/files\/2013\/11\/IMGP2600_2.jpg\" alt=\"IMGP2600_2.jpg\" width=\"537\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-large\" src=\"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/18\/files\/2013\/11\/IMGP2595.jpg\" alt=\"IMGP2595.jpg\" width=\"537\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sheri dreams of Moen and after seeing these two photos of her \u201cpetri dish faucets,\u201d you can understand why. Someone (not Sheri, she swears) decided to forgo the cutting board and cut directly on her cheap-o countertop scarring it for life. She will, however, take credit for the \u201csalad dressing bottle stain\u201d that\u2019s visible in the left-hand corner of this photo. She has no idea what this incredibly crappy kitchen countertop is made of, but it absorbs stains like a sponge. The last photo is of \u201cThe Noisy Beasts\u201d who, frustratingly, reside in her kitchen. She has to do laundry when no one\u2019s at home, due to their deafening din. As a bonus, in this photo, you are able to see that her kitchen is painted a light yellow and that the linoleum looks like dirty confetti. Her hubby is disabled and they are on a fixed income, so she never complains about her yucky kitchen. Happily, the Project Kitchen Upgrade Contest gave her a chance to do a \u201ckitchen rant\u201d&#8230; thank you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sheri dreams of Moen and after seeing these two photos of her \u201cpetri dish faucets,\u201d you can understand why. Someone (not Sheri, she swears) decided to forgo the cutting board and cut directly on her cheap-o countertop scarring it for life. She will, however, take credit for the \u201csalad dressing bottle stain\u201d that\u2019s visible in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1168],"tags":[23929256,23919889,23925604,23919261,23791799,23919652,23919127,23827145,23918816,23845583,23918451,23844570,23918155,23844571,23844572,23926859,23929049,23928873],"class_list":["post-813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-finalists","tag-dirty-faucet","tag-diy-kitchen-makeover","tag-diy-kitchen-renovation","tag-kitchen-makeover","tag-kitchen-renovations","tag-kitchen-upgrade","tag-kitchen-upgrade-project","tag-moen","tag-moen-appliances","tag-moen-faucets","tag-moen-kitchen-products","tag-moen-motionsense-faucet","tag-moen-products","tag-motionsense","tag-motionsense-faucet","tag-old-appliances","tag-sheri-miller","tag-what-the-yuck"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=813"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1518,"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions\/1518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inhabitat.com\/project-kitchen-upgrade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}