The US Election Cycle is a stationary exercise bike that slaps you in the face

US Election Cycle by Philip Johnson - all the feels of American politics

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Has this year's painfully debilitating election left you thirsty for more? Then strap in to the US Election Cycle - a stationary exercise bike that repeatedly slaps you in the face. The bike's creator, graphic designer Philip Johnson calls it “The world’s first exercise machine to accurately recreate the feeling of an American election year.” It's hitting the market for the low, low price of just $3,500 - and yes, he's really selling it. For the rest of us, don't worry - it will all be over soon.

US Election Cycle by Philip Johnson - all the feels of American politics

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Has this year's painfully debilitating election left you thirsty for more? Then strap in to the US Election Cycle - a stationary exercise bike that repeatedly slaps you in the face. The bike's creator, graphic designer Philip Johnson calls it “The world’s first exercise machine to accurately recreate the feeling of an American election year.” It's hitting the market for the low, low price of just $3,500 - and yes, he's really selling it. For the rest of us, don't worry - it will all be over soon.

US Election Cycle by Philip Johnson

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Has this year's painfully debilitating election left you thirsty for more? Then strap in to the US Election Cycle - a stationary exercise bike that repeatedly slaps you in the face. The bike's creator, graphic designer Philip Johnson calls it “The world’s first exercise machine to accurately recreate the feeling of an American election year.” It's hitting the market for the low, low price of just $3,500 - and yes, he's really selling it. For the rest of us, don't worry - it will all be over soon.

US Election Cycle by Philip Johnson

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Has this year's painfully debilitating election left you thirsty for more? Then strap in to the US Election Cycle - a stationary exercise bike that repeatedly slaps you in the face. The bike's creator, graphic designer Philip Johnson calls it “The world’s first exercise machine to accurately recreate the feeling of an American election year.” It's hitting the market for the low, low price of just $3,500 - and yes, he's really selling it. For the rest of us, don't worry - it will all be over soon.

US Election Cycle by Philip Johnson

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Has this year's painfully debilitating election left you thirsty for more? Then strap in to the US Election Cycle - a stationary exercise bike that repeatedly slaps you in the face. The bike's creator, graphic designer Philip Johnson calls it “The world’s first exercise machine to accurately recreate the feeling of an American election year.” It's hitting the market for the low, low price of just $3,500 - and yes, he's really selling it. For the rest of us, don't worry - it will all be over soon.

US Election Cycle by Philip Johnson

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Has this year's painfully debilitating election left you thirsty for more? Then strap in to the US Election Cycle - a stationary exercise bike that repeatedly slaps you in the face. The bike's creator, graphic designer Philip Johnson calls it “The world’s first exercise machine to accurately recreate the feeling of an American election year.” It's hitting the market for the low, low price of just $3,500 - and yes, he's really selling it. For the rest of us, don't worry - it will all be over soon.

US Election Cycle by Philip Johnson

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Has this year's painfully debilitating election left you thirsty for more? Then strap in to the US Election Cycle - a stationary exercise bike that repeatedly slaps you in the face. The bike's creator, graphic designer Philip Johnson calls it “The world’s first exercise machine to accurately recreate the feeling of an American election year.” It's hitting the market for the low, low price of just $3,500 - and yes, he's really selling it. For the rest of us, don't worry - it will all be over soon.

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